She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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