Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This show inspires me to have sex in space
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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