who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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