I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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