But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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