so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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