My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
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She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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