Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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