dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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