Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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