it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
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