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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
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