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(585): View more from New York

WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET

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(585): WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET http://tfl.nu/jxod

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between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before

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(630): between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before http://tfl.nu/2m53

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dude she's married.

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so? a ring don't cover no holes.

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(269): dude she's married. (1-269): so? a ring don't cover no holes. http://tfl.nu/8xdg

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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.

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(304): I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great. http://tfl.nu/mw4a

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(804): View more from Virginia

Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?

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(804): Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos? http://tfl.nu/p64w

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(567): View more from Ohio

i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255

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(567): i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255 http://tfl.nu/6ybk

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.

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(919): I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three. http://tfl.nu/4nlq

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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.

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(+61): It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination. http://tfl.nu/nbvv

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning

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(615): Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning http://tfl.nu/j3ex

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(415): View more from California

Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.

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(415): Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood. http://tfl.nu/lu5t

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(443): View more from Maryland

I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night

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(443): I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night http://tfl.nu/0wm9

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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!

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(312): I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success! http://tfl.nu/tj5b

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(850): View more from Florida

So this bar tattoo not looking that great now

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(850): So this bar tattoo not looking that great now http://tfl.nu/4o0g

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Did you feel uncomfortable?

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For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.

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(601): Did you feel uncomfortable? (1-601): For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch. http://tfl.nu/qfar

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I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.

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(707): I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate. http://tfl.nu/2tc4

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