I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
