Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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