he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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