I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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