D3 body, D1 cock
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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