im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I think I am morally bankrupt
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
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I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We were destined to go to rehab together
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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