How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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