I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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