He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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