so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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