yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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