What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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