Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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