I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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