She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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