i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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