i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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