Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
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While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
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Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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