We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
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I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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