Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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