hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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