The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Randomize
