They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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