Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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