Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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