Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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