Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
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The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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