I want to stick my p in your. b.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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