i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
