No stitches, just platelets and will power
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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