she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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