I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I think people are normalizing furries
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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