Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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