your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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