And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
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