Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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