Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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