so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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