I am spending my child support on dildos
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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