I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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