i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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